Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back
I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.
by JangleFett November 03, 2015
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 06, 2021
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020
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Hawaiian Rumble

Fecal particles, or fecal matter, falls from a short or pant leg onto the ground after accidentally defecating during flatulence.
“That’s not dog poop; that’s a dude’s Hawaiian Rumble.”
by HawaiianRumble January 05, 2021
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Hawaiian Tickle

Tickling someone in a Hawaiian fashion. Typically a punch⁉️
Bruh. I just Hawaiian tickled a brother trying to rob the bag and what not!
by Hugh Jass Baughls August 29, 2021
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hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy April 27, 2016
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