A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
Get the Hawaiian beef casketmug. An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
by slim timmy February 23, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Buttholemug. A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlightmug. by Dickpussyvaginapenis February 5, 2020
Get the King’s Hawaiian Rollsmug. by Miloo0o June 9, 2023
Get the Hawaiian Blowmug. To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
Get the Hawaiian pork pokemug. When put rubber bands around a girls tits and you titty fuck her and you launch your load into her nostril(s).
by Chud April 19, 2018
Get the hawaiian snowglobemug.