Japanese Hamburger

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.

Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!

by Joe Salone June 15, 2012

Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.

Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Goin' Hamburger

Going hard and good on something.

Derived from Goin' Ham and Goin' Burger.

Y'all goin' hamburger at the gym.

by Tuesday Is Coming August 7, 2018

Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.

I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Sharp hamburger

A hamburger that is able to cut due to its sharpness

You wanna know how I got this scars?

Sharp hamburger

by FunniMomento420 August 18, 2022

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

Hairy Hamburg

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009