Ham

An adjective to describe somebody who is full of themselves

Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.

by salvo11 May 13, 2014

Ham

Ham is the best meat ever

My ham sandwich was great

by Señor Steve October 21, 2011

Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009

Ham

Ugly, extremely ugly.

You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham

by kayja December 29, 2010

Ham

A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.

Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.

by Ree the G September 2, 2010

hammed

When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.

Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.

by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008

ham

A lame, useless person. Someone who sits there and does nothing. Like a ham.

Why can't he do something with his life? He is SUCH a ham.

by Benson McGee November 26, 2010