Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.
by salvo11 April 01, 2014
A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.
by NigglesPiggles December 08, 2009
by kayja December 29, 2010
A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.
Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.
by Ree the G August 31, 2010
When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.
Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.
by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008
by Benson McGee November 16, 2010