shoneys gunk

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

by bobbysagetjr. October 19, 2020

Gunked

Having fucked something up so severely that it cannot be fixed

“Oh no, i gunked the pasta”

by AssKicker5553 October 09, 2022

Gunked

So happy about something you can't concentrate

bro I'm so fucking gunked about the trip

by sloppy skin May 23, 2020

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 01, 2017

Gunk Spray

Toxic Squirt Juice That Comes From The Vagina

I would love a drink of gunk spray right now

by I need some gunk spray February 11, 2021

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021