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na-guinness

a Filipino slang for 'corrected'. it is a reference to the act of Marcos supporters claiming that the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan at Ilocos Norte is the longest caravan in the world. Guinness saw this and they commented that the title 'longest caravan' does not belong to the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan. Hence, the term 'na-guinness' was born.
Na-guinness sila ng kanilang guro dahil mali kanina ang sagot nila sa klase. (English : The teacher corrected them because their answer was wrong during class a while ago.)
by istambeyzaloob4n April 19, 2022
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on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.
by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022
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Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.
Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.
by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Minor characters of Hamlet, Childhood friends of Hamlet
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's motto was Ingen Bekymringer which also means No worries for the rest of your days, which taught Hamlet to ignore responsibility and just ignore the whole Claudius thing.

Rosen and Guilden are also probably dead, but I haven't read the original story, and I don't plan on doing so... 29,551 WORDS?!?!
by IntergalactalEnergy December 8, 2022
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sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been
Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.
by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023
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3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.
Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026
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