Grumbleweed

The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)

Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.

'I alighted the bus to discover a small pile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.

by Phillip Cluskey June 10, 2005

gremble

v. - the act of being a gremlin. See also, to gremble.

Look at that gremlin over there. I think he's grembling!

by Jeff March 24, 2004

grimble

A very small amount of rock cocaine - less than $5 worth.

Eiman gave the guy $5 for rock but only got a grimble.

by DIII Guava February 28, 2007

Grumbleye

Upon waking in the morning feeling grumpy and having sleep in your eye annoys you even more.

Can be used for your misses when she is on the rag.

Jim: Why is she being such a cow?
James: It's that time of the month...grumbleye

by FlumpyChumper January 11, 2010

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.

Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?

by Omitshod December 11, 2013