Groceries

Your Package. The Unit. The Junk. The "Area". The groceries entails your general naughty region. Your Business.

"Jeb was distracted by the stank-weasel and did not see the incoming lawn dart. He took it right in the groceries."

by Jasmac May 4, 2006

groceries

1. food you buy at a supermarket.

2. food you have ate.

Hey chief those were some good groceries.

by the great dick cheney October 22, 2004

grockle box

A caravan towed by tourists.

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"

by Andy March 31, 2008

Grock

A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.

"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"

by Wee Crawk September 9, 2009

grockle shell

A west country term meaning caravan

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road

by chillibabe February 7, 2009

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

groceril

Singular form of "groceries." Also, a unit of groceries.

I brought home several full bags from Trader Joe's, but forgot the most crucial groceril of all: whiskey!

by selenology January 10, 2008