goblinbox

(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.

You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"

by BuzzD November 9, 2008

goblin pong

Beer pong played with liquor.

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...

by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006

Hooch Goblin

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.

Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin

by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010

Story Goblin

A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.

This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.

I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.

by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010

sesh goblin

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".

"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

by The Babber October 7, 2019