Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

gretchenstein

a female frankenstein

yo, Gretchenstein got loose; yep, catch her, and lock-her-down, fast!

by 721 April 23, 2020

Gretchen

A fucking whore, ill never forgive you Gretchen

"I dated a gretchen once, she sucked and should go die."

by MishiMash December 11, 2019

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Gretha

girl with fake boobs.

tim: Chek out that bitch's boobs, it's huge
matt: Duh that's coz she got a boob job

by kath February 15, 2005

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008