walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.

by sanity clown October 28, 2006

Greenhill School

The only school in Dallas Texas that allows gays, and wants to make white people a minority.

Greenhill school kid: omg my god my mom took my Gucci phone case because I crashed the Range Rover

by Jim Bowden May 31, 2019

Skeet N' Greet

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.

I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"

by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009

GreetTard

Older, maybe retired people greeting you at the entrance at Wal-Mart and other chain stores

Did you see the greettard

by sealancer June 10, 2009

llanelli greeting

when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye

that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !

by Big Jack (ak your Ma/ Sister June 6, 2011

Gangster Greetings

a greeting used by a gang affiliate. Often involving the adding of unnecessary "Z"s. Sometimes it is simply a grunt followed by an elaborate hand gesture or gang sign. Some Gangster Greetings involve slurring words together. Others consist of a word similar to that of "dog" but spelt rather elaborately. others include terms such as "Bro", "Homie"and "Nigga"

Geoffrey:Yo wazzzzzzup, Bro.

Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*

Fredrick: Whazzhappening? DAWG!

Bystander: Whoa, those gangsters have some awesome Gangster Greetings.

by GangSTAR of the Swag Capital July 2, 2011

walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.

by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010