Grease Tooth

The intense craving and/or frequent longing for greasy fast-food. The desire is often brought on by late-night intoxication, but may also be triggered by intense hunger or even a mere momentary lapse of nutritional judgement. Condition almost always resulting in a deep sense of regret as well as an uncomfortable interruption in gastrointestinal function.

Similar usage as "Sweet Tooth"
Bro 1: "Hey bro, pull into McDonald's, I'm going to go H.A.M."
Bro 2: "You've got a grease tooth havent you. Your going to feel like a turd after this."
Bro 1: "Whatever, I'll take a #4 with extra mayo"
by MrRumpus December 13, 2012
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Grease Slicker

When you take someone’s hair and squeeze the grease into your mouth to clean it.
After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.
by Hunk Gernk February 18, 2021
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fart grease

Fart greaseThe sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..
My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.
by Trav October 01, 2004
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anal grease

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
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Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
by marmar216 May 19, 2009
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Grease Team

A group of males who successfully pick up women on a consistent basis. They strive to seduce the most beautiful of women, but as the night wears on they tend to lower their standards. If a member of a Grease Team hooks up with an unattractive girl, his "Greasiness" level rises.
"Dude, did you see Taylor last night? He was SOOOO greasy!

I know, man! He hooked up with such a grenade! Grease Team for life!"
by Im_Dong_McBq April 07, 2011
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grease trucks

Location in New Brunswick, New Jersey that serves sandwiches that constitute meals-on-a-roll. Most famous example is a "Fat Bitch," which consists of chicken fingers, french fries, cheesesteak, mozzerella sticks, ketchup, lettuce, and mayo. If one is able to eat five of these sandwiches in 10 minutes, that person can have a sandwich named after him/her and create it however they wish.
When visiting my friend, I always go to the grease trucks to eat.
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 12, 2003
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