GooseDump

Reading an entire Goosebumps book while taking a shit.

Did a couple GooseDumps back in like 08/09 where i read a whole one on the shitter

by Jimduggan619 January 9, 2024

Goosed

A dude that's absolutely dripped out and has the coolest merch in his closet

Man: *Shows off his kicks and diamond encrusted tote bag*
Man 2: Yo, goosed tote
Man: Thanks bro

by NewYork6792 November 15, 2025

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Goosing, Goosed it!

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.

Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.

by DRED FRED May 9, 2021

ducky and goosey

The most amazing pair in the whole wide world.
They are amazing in every way.
They are goofy and silly and fun and awesome.
And completely in love.

I'm so jealous of ducky and goosey.

Ducky and goosey are the most amazing couple ever.

by HTLCFK October 21, 2010

Das Gooser

the most awesomest rocket ever seen on the face of this earth

by One of Das Gooser's creaters April 8, 2003