ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for

Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google

by mvcg October 27, 2019

50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 28, 2020

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.

I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.

by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006