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ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.
Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!
by Amangalicious December 17, 2007
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Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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goatse.cx

A guy with a Vagina on the end of his ass.
Goatse.cx is so disgusting!
by Omead Bond September 5, 2008
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Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.
Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.
by Quizzy July 25, 2008
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People's Goatse Party

The People's Goatse Party is an internet group who spread the ideals of Goatse Socialism through spam attacks, creating forum wars, and other such things. Their method of attacks are vile and disgusting, consisting of posting Goatse, Meatspin, Tubgirl, and just about everything inbetween.

== The Attacks ==
The attacks can be as short as a couple of minutes, or as long as 4+ hours. The attacks usually comes in short beggining waves of a couple of people, and then gradually become a full scale forum invasion consisting of as many people as possible (usually 15+). Each member usually posts hundereds of threads consisting of the pictures said before in undr an hour. The posts usually add up to 1000+ all together.
== The Aftermath ==
In most cases, the board is shut down, but sometimes the admin can get on before the situation can get out of hand. If this is the case, the PGP will not stop. They will return, with an unlimited amount of proxies and will spam until the board goes offline.
== Enemies of the People's Goatse Party ==
There are many enimies of the PGP, yet most have already been defeated by the PGP.
Current undefeated enimies of the PGP-
*Ebaumsworld
*G4
*Hooligans of the Night
*Gamers
*Anything associated with Super Soakers
*Yu-Gi-Oh InvisionFree community
*N-Coming
== Not Just Smalltime ==
BE AWARE! It is not just smalltime forums that the PGP hits, It has been known to hit large commercial communities such as , G4 (on multiple occasions), 1up, and many cammercial Yu-Gi-Oh forums.
== BEWARE! ==
WE WILL NOT STOP
Forum Admin: OH NOES GOATSE!
Forum n00b: MEIN EYES!
Forum Admin: Damn The People's Goatse Party!
by German Commie September 3, 2008
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goatse dimension

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.
Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"
by AIDS! March 26, 2018
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Gosten

by Potatoes do FLY in my mouth ;) September 28, 2019
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