lawn gnome

n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"
by tainted May 13, 2005
mugGet the lawn gnomemug.

underpants gnomes

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.
phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$
by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005
mugGet the underpants gnomesmug.

grundle gnome

The tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your ballsack hair when you're seated. When you stand the hair rips apart. Ouch!!!
Whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.
by IWAAAAAAA October 25, 2007
mugGet the grundle gnomemug.

crack gnome

a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie
isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut

amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome
by thatcraccer April 2, 2020
mugGet the crack gnomemug.

Gnome Hole

The space between the bed and the wall, or any awkward empty space where things get lost.
Dude, K-Bear slept in my bed last night but I barely noticed because she was wedged in the gnome hole!
by panders May 26, 2010
mugGet the Gnome Holemug.

pussy gnome

A small, mythical creature who lives inside the vagina
i heard tina had a pussy gnome
by clits&lips July 30, 2008
mugGet the pussy gnomemug.

underpants gnomes

An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."
by basscrr March 29, 2009
mugGet the underpants gnomesmug.

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