Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

Internalised Gecphobia

When someone is a reluctant fan of experimental music duo 100 Gecs, acknowledging that they don’t think that their music is good.

“Yeah I know their music fucking sucks you get used to it.”
“Sorry bro, you’re suffering from internalised gecphobia.”

by regiefilsaime August 21, 2020

gopher

1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.

by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006

gerophile

A person who is sexually attracted to the elderly, or seniors.

Some people are only gerophile because their favorite rockstars are now old, but they are still in love with them.

by JimmysTangerine February 20, 2009