grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Ass Grazer

Act of eating the asshole in a slow and meticulous manner. These people usually go back for seconds and thirds. Very similar to ass muncher. An ass grazer can refer to both male and female participants. This definition like many of its users swings both ways.

Elton John is such an ass grazer

by Robert Kriehn February 15, 2008

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Barcardi Geezer

The sort of bloke who wears pikey sovreigns, YSL shirt, Armani jeans and drinks Breezers, Reefs and other bottled poof drinks

Look at the muppet over there with the tart fuel, the one who's done up like a Barcardi Geezer

by MaccaMcCarthy October 16, 2003

ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!

Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.

by huston nut June 16, 2010

Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.

Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.

by dww459 May 22, 2009