Gatstroking

When you form a pistol shape with your fingers, whilst cycling them backwards above your head

"Oh bruv, you see that kid over there when that riddim dropped"
"Yeah he was Gatstroking all over the joint - no safety catch on dat ting"

by Tizzy Tekkers September 19, 2017

Life Gets Better

Expression of appreciation for the small joys in life.

Goomba #1 picked up a penny and exclaimed "Life Gets Better!"

by Skytrain Riders November 11, 2011

Daily Getsworse

A nick-name for the Daily Express – a British tabloid newspaper – used from time to time by the satirical magazine Private Eye. Like many of the Eye's jokes, its use has become more widespread.

This is just another non-story run by the famously unbiased and objective Daily Getsworse. (Yahoo Answers)

by Beermat April 19, 2017

The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life

Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

by Cman36 January 16, 2011

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007