Milwaukee Garden Hose

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

Grace Gardiner

She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is the perfect companion to me as her Daddy. She loves life on the edge and doesn’t take any shit. If you come across a Grace gardiner then message me personally because I will hunt you down and sacrifice you to the gods. She has the most perfect pussy in the world and is the only woman I will ever let peg me (yes she has that power so be careful) I will update this after the pegging

Wow is that your “Grace gardiner”
Yeah she is and I hope you back the fuck off even though she will probably fuck you and spit you out for fun

by randomguy1997 July 22, 2022

milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden

I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!

by Garden Milker July 15, 2009

Birmingham bone garden

A place, usually outdoors, where multiple couples hook up after sporting events, parties, etc to have sex

"Hey are you guys goin to the park later? That place is a basic Birmingham bone garden!""

by lifetimeskills November 19, 2009

rake your garden

Exposing those lying bitches

(Cautiously eradicating people who speak heresies about true facts)

Bro, you still talk to Skye? ! You gotta rake your garden!

by Snake killer March 10, 2017

In the Garden

Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark.

The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.

"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."

by DevLunar April 8, 2020

all of garden

Part of the "BoneAppleTea" group. A lovely derivative of 'Olive Garden.' Usually said by a mom in her 50's who types with her right index finger. Although, this only seems to occur when time is of the essence and she only has 3 minutes to ask that fabled question.

Person 1 - Yeah, my Mom took us all to all of garden last week.
Person 2 - What?

by PetesyRL April 22, 2020