To be a 6.5 million dollar third line checking winger, who doesn't contribute much at all and loves to whine.
by sas11h April 7, 2022

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

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by Bigtiddyguy January 29, 2020

An Irish blues musician, commonly known as "The greatest guitarist you've never heard of" due to the lack of commercial success he experienced during his brief lifetime, despite his immense talent and easily recognizable style.
"I don't know, why don't you ask Rory Gallagher?" - Jimi Hendrix, when asked what it's like being the greatest guitarist of all time (he didn't actually say that though)
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

The word Gallagher is Fucking hilarious
by Yyeyyy May 7, 2021

Referencing the TV show Shameless: having bad luck, feeling down or hitting rock bottom after a streak of good luck or prosperity.
by Lanxy June 30, 2023
