gweef

A gweef is a male penile phenomenon that occurs when an inexperienced girl performs felatio incorrectly. This usually occurs on the first time a girl gives a blowjob and takes the name too literally. With the pee pee in her mouth, the girl promptly seals her lips around the males urethra and blows air into it. This might cause some discomfort and "WTF!!"ing. As the dude tries to get the air out, by unspecific maneuvering, he suffers a penis fart. Also known as a gweef.

That bitch blew me so hard I gweefed!!

Damn bro, does it hurt??

Idk, it was other-wordly...and i kinda liked it.

by D&S institute March 28, 2011

Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008

gwee

An exclamation of Dismay or pain.

"She slammed my testacles in the door, GWEEE!"

by Dan C. March 10, 2007

Gweedy

One who hordes his weed stache in a greedy fashion,usually from his friends.

Damn that Nigga is Gweedy, he only has Weed for the Dude.

by Dick_Dagger August 25, 2008

geesed

A popular website featuring pictures of geese. Run by CEO Ryan Goosling.

Have you been to Geesed.com today, shit's funny.

by Ryan Goosling June 28, 2012

geesh

When someone does something geesh/weird, immature and embarrassing, that means they are a geesh.

For instance, if one is to act tough in front of a crowd or an individual by doing something they have never previously done for the good of the group or person.
question"you got any spliff"
response "shut up you geesh"
question "woah I feel wavy don"
response "you're a geesh"

by lou_xgxin August 24, 2016

geese

A pimptacular person of any gender, race, creed, or religion. Term used mostly in the 1970's :D

"Yo geese, let's get them hoes off the curb!"

by Colliecakes January 16, 2016