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A gweef is a male penile phenomenon that occurs when an inexperienced girl performs felatio incorrectly. This usually occurs on the first time a girl gives a blowjob and takes the name too literally. With the pee pee in her mouth, the girl promptly seals her lips around the males urethra and blows air into it. This might cause some discomfort and "WTF!!"ing. As the dude tries to get the air out, by unspecific maneuvering, he suffers a penis fart. Also known as a gweef.
That bitch blew me so hard I gweefed!!

Damn bro, does it hurt??

Idk, it was other-wordly...and i kinda liked it.
gweef by D&S institute March 28, 2011
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A creature that has a very loud roar. The Gweef makes a very cute noise when petted that makes all people standing near tingle on the inside. The Gweef can calm a Nemmy using the meow technique when the Nemmy is angered by excessive masterbation. The gweef can make a gweefsicle, but usually ends up melting it. Finally, a gweef roar is deafening, and is usually released when the gweef get's angry.The most commonly used phrase used by a gweef is written below.
I am Gweef, hear me ROAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Gweef by Raul Sanchezz March 9, 2011
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Gweef • Gweefing • Geef • Gweet • gweedo • gween • gwee • geefer • Gweeb • Geefy
The section between a dog's butthole and vagina/testicle area
Check out my dog's gweef. It's so squishy.
Gweef by Gweefer December 15, 2020
Actual meaning in Arabic is May GOD give you power, It is Arabic way of greeting . Also gweet.com is the 1st Arab world online service that provides a regional network of alternative accommodation offered by locals.
Gawak ---> Gweet

It is Arabic way of greeting used mainly amoung Bedouins

We say how to Gweet . Is how to use www.gweet.com site
Gweet by Gweet man September 29, 2012
When you get head so good you start to to feel numb
Girl1)why J been so nice to you lately

Girl2) I gave him sum Gweezy a couple weeks ago

Boy1)aye man that girl got that Gweezy
Boy2)damn bro I lowkey got dat Gweezy too
Gweezy by GorRhinoDaRealest October 2, 2020
n. A hard core coder. One who hacks.

v. To code or hack at a computer, usually in the late hours of the night.

Originated at WPI in the mid 70's, but still has a strong hold on the geeks who reside there.
guy1: you look tired, were you gweepin' all night?
gweep: yup, had to rewrite all of Jim's code again...
gweep by monkeyboy December 19, 2003
Some thing or situation that is gay or emasculating... but without saying the word, gay
Friend 1: I just spent the past three hours listening to Drake and thinking about my ex... Friend 2: ...Gweemo
gweemo by the ligrapher March 25, 2021
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Ajumma wait a moment
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