Gunk

Gunk refers to all that is badass and filthy.

Person 1: Did you hear that jeremy crashed the funeral of his school bully and poured mud in his coffin?
Person 2: On bro on Gunk?

Person 1: Ikr, bros literally gunk-boosted to the max

by thebizzler February 20, 2023

Gunk Spray

Toxic Squirt Juice That Comes From The Vagina

I would love a drink of gunk spray right now

by I need some gunk spray February 10, 2021

Gunk Bunk

A bunk bed where human beings are sandwiched between. Essentially when one mattress is placed atop a mattress that already has people sleeping on it.

Dude 1: Yo this sleeping arrangement isn’t gonna work we gotta figure something out.

Guy 2: Oh why don’t we do a good ole fashioned gunk bunk.

Guy 3: Bomb idea.

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

Gunking

The act of thrusting behind a close ally, without contact.

Holy shit Jerry just gunked me!

Maya can't stop gunking her boy toy.

by D1Gunker January 31, 2024

gunk bunk

A type of bunk bed where mattresses are simply placed atop one another with people lodged or “gunked” in between.

Guy 1: yo this sleeping arrangement is gonna suck if we all want to sleep in here, there just isn’t enough room.

Guy 2: oh, we should just do a gunk bunk

Guy 1: oh, facts

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023