Alondra Gonzalez

Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.

Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)

Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)

by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018

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Mr. Gonzalez

the best computer teacher in the world.

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"

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saih gonzalez

Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.

Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.

Looook!! Over there to the west, it must be… Saih Gonzalez!! We are saved from peril.

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Madi Gonzalez

Basically, the best girl to ever exist. Thicc, but sadly, not as thicc as hongalabongala. Jk she's the thiccest girl alive and if u ever see her... Stop looking at her cuz she's mine bitch. Umm yeah but yk she's a pretty funny gal but gets a lil agro sometimes and can get mad at you for no reason. Fortunately, she always loves you (as in me) at the end of the day and will always be there for you (me again) forever. She's loyal and will never cheat because she knows what it feels like and would never do that to anyone. We (me) love a Madi.

Ethan G: Hey Baby wanna smash in the forest for 20 bucks?

Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF

Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*

by John Edward's secret admirer April 10, 2019

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