Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble

Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.

by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020

Blow gobble

When getting your dick sucked, the sucker shakes their head and gobbles like a turkey.

"Dude, did you hear that blow gobble from the other room?"
"She blow gobbled so loud."

by Unicornstampeed February 09, 2018

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 18, 2004

Gothenburg Gobble

When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.

How was your date with Jessica?

It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!

Oh man, you totally got gobbled!

by Cheezy D on the mic August 08, 2022

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers December 20, 2007

gobbling a glizzy

eating stiff cocks

"gobbling a glizzy"

by anoymous bitch October 02, 2020

Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

by jigoku November 06, 2007