rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015

coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

Sundown glasses

Silver aviator sunglasses named after the only black fighter pilot in Top Gun. Named after his call sign, Sundown, since all the white fighter pilots had gold aviator sunglasses and he was the only pilot with the silver ones.

Guy 1: Where did you get those Sundown glasses?
Guy 2: Found them online, the gold aviators make my face look fat.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the gold aviators, fat boy.

by BeffyJ July 7, 2009

Creep Glasses

Sunglasses that you wear in public so people don't notice you staring at them.

I was at the mall and I saw this really cute boy/girl at the table in front of me, I couldn't let them notice that's why I brought my creep glasses just in case.

by Ohlalalalalala February 28, 2015