GJOB

It stands for Garage Jewellery Owning Bastard. Its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the "Garage Jewellery"

John is such a GJOB, he's forever polishing his car but I've never seen him drive it.

by Mr GJOB June 6, 2010

gjm

"good job, monkey"

a demeaning or sarcastic statement

GJM, you just blew up my house...
GJM, you finally learned how to count

by The Ultimateness June 18, 2006

alex gjoka

this person plays fortnite 23 hours a day every single week for every single year

OMG ITS THE REAL ALEX GJOKA!! THE FORTNITE PLAYER!!!!!

by SG_masterpigman December 21, 2021

GJM

Gay Jewish Male

GJM searching for other jewish guys 22-35.

by seanlewis July 1, 2015

gjdm

Good job dan man or Good job der man. Originated from the bodybuilding misc section where people use the term incessantly.

<Flapjacks> I finally lost 100lbs and no longer have man breasts! <Backthen> gjdm!

by pogue25 May 9, 2009

GJP

GJP is a term basically meaning 'shit' or 'shitty' usually used when talking about sketty girls or generally people who get around a lot.

Also good for using when refering to someone who lies all the time about really bad things or talks a lot of rubbish.

A habbitual liar.

Also a term for someone who bleeds their friends and loved ones dry at any available opportunity. Much like a leech, once all resources have been used they will move on.

Originated somewhere between Tidworth and Salisbury.

'stop talking such GJP'
'she's a proper GJP girl'

'I wouldnt go near her, she'll GJP all over you'
'I wouldnt listen to anything they say, all that comes out of their mouth is a load of GJP'
'I heard she'd won the lottery...what a steaming heap of GJP'
'you are so GJP'

by yo yo yizzle July 31, 2009

GJCO

Acrnym used in txting, talking or facebook to mean Good Job Captain Obvious used whenever someone does something obviously stupid or smartelic

your friend says hey did you know that we shouldn't have elected obama you would say GJCO

by BuiltFarmStrong February 25, 2011