fuck me rigid

Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.

"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

fuck me shoes

High spikey and cutaway women's shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.

Look at her in those Fuck Me shoes.

by crossword addict February 2, 2006

Fuck me hard

Words a female would use during sexual intercourse

Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!

by Mcgee wiggles tonight March 15, 2021

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

fuck-me eyes

eyes that make you wanna hump the person

Nick valensi of the strokes

by Louise August 26, 2003

Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

Fuck me Jesus

(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.

(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.

Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"

Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."

Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"

by maxi215 September 7, 2012