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fuckit

A chemical found in marijuana. Fuckit makes you happily apathetic. From Kat Williams comedy act.
You need more fuckit in your system
by TabiKat May 19, 2008
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fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.
Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU
by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009
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Fuckita

Fuckita as in "fuck", with a -ita added. Pronounced "fuh-KEE-tah"

Used as a substitute for fuck.

When saying this around people who will get on your case for talking dirty, you usually hope to disguise the fact that you're swearing.

Which is lame.

Just do it.
Whut the fuckita?!
by Another Disposable Teen November 29, 2010
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The Fuckits

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits
by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012
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Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011
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rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
by husein January 15, 2007
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