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Frankenstein

To find a solution to a problem that uses very convoluted methods.
The Wi-Fi was bad in our basement, so I set up a high power receiver down there, attached it to a router, then connected my work computer to ethernet through a 100 foot cable. Bit of a Frankenstein, but it works!
by AtomicQ April 11, 2022
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Frankenstein

Frankenstein is a term synonymous with a really intense masturbation session in which you tense up while stroking it, protrude your bottom lip to create an underbite, while rolling your eyes in the back of your head (your ohh face), looking like Frankenstein.
" Did you do anything cool last night?" "I kept it mellow, I went to the gym, Frankensteined, and went to bed."

"Did you pull any ladies this weekend?" "Nah, I struck out. I hung out with Frankenstein."
by Jono85 March 15, 2013
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Frankenstein Zone

A term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the Frankenstein zone" means you are at well above average. (8-10 inches)
The name comes from the Frankenstein monster who is very large compared to a person, and proportionally would have a very large member.
See also the Happy Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
I must say, I didn't think Greg would have a very large penis seeing as he is asian, but I was shocked to find him in the Frankenstein Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
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Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.
Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."
by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024
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frankenstein

a girl at my job who wears big black platforms and does the pee wee herman dance with them on
hey oscar look at frankenstein over there doin the pee wee dance again
by grinch99999 May 21, 2008
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Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.
Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013
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frankenstein

anything that uses multiple parts, contents, or persons' possessions to create one ultimate, or unpleasant, concoction.
1. A beer cup with multiple beer brands."EEWWW...damn, that cup was a frankenstein."
2. a blunt/joint/bowl/ created from a mixture of multiple persons' stash. "Y'all wanna pitch some herb and roll up a frankenstein." or "Y'all wanna roll up a frankenstein."
by boutitboy February 11, 2014
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