forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

by wordception June 18, 2011

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Fornthurs

It's what your phone types when you have fat fingers.

I'm good fornthurs

by JoEHKay March 27, 2019

Forfty

The percentage of people who know that you can come up with statistics to prove anything.

Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see.

by Unfortunately Enough... February 3, 2021

Forty-fine

Forty-fine is the birthday following an erotically charged male’s 48th birth year, and chronologically before their 50th birthday. Every person in the world celebrates a birthday. However, not everyone turns “forty-fine”. Medical studies have proven that men who turn forty-fine have extremely high testosterone levels. Analysis for forty-fine year old males shows them matching or exceeding the average testosterone levels of 21 to 23 year old inferior males.

Today he is forty-eight, and on his birthday tomorrow he will turn forty-fine years old.

by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH September 12, 2022

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

roaring forty

A large erection

He was wearing tracky dacks and when he spotted the cutie girl he couldn't hide his roaring forty.

by Bubbles Nine February 23, 2017