mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

Fonger

Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.

Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

Fencewalker

Some one who doesn't take sides between two groups, such as racists and anti-racists, and freely associates with the two.

Antifa 1: "Oi! I hear Davey has been hangin' out with a bunch of fascists!"

Antifa 2 "I don't want to be his friend anymore. The fucking fencewalker!"

by AntifaRay January 17, 2008

Fence-fucker

Someone who gets off on riding both sides of the fence. A person who tells you one thing while simultaneously telling someone else the complete opposite thing. A liar.

Can also be used as a verb, see example!

Most of the NVFD are a bunch of fence-fuckers. The chief was fence-fucking at the fish fry.

by Mataharii September 13, 2009

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

Sket Fence

Any type of structure erected for the sole purpose of keeping out dirty skets, especially deceptiskets Tent poles stuck in the ground at an aggressive angle have proven to be particulaly effective at maiming sed sket. Also a full proof way of telling if a girl is indeed a sket.

Sket: What the Fuck is this?! I've just fallen over it and cut myself
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009