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Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.
"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"
by cgaines December 18, 2007
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Foppenheim

Foppenheim is a land filled with beauty, Asians, and prescription drug-lords who have been transformed into clowns with ears.

A magical reality created by the GREAT AND POWERFUL DAYNE'S FEET AND ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC TOES which were stolen by the evil Fop-mermaid many centuries ago and she forced them with the bitings of the Fop-Fish to push the Trifop ship to a new land with which to establish her rulership as a God.

Since then the evil Fop-mermaid has died and her kind daughter is now our queen. On some lucky nights you may even have the opportunity, when you look out onto the sea, to witness the magestic Tripfop ship still jumping away from the Fop-Fish and a beautiful Camel carrying the toupees for all the county perching on the deck.

NATIONAL ANTHEM
ON THE HORIZON I SEE A CAMEL
A CAMEL OF TRUTH A CAMEL OF PRIDE
A CAMEL NAMED FOP. OF FOPPENHEIM.
AND HE HAD LUSTROUS TAIL FEATHERS.

ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TOUPEES
PRETTY AS A SMILING DAYYYYNE
BUT NOBODY KNEW OF THE PAIIN IN HIS HEART
ON THE BONNIE BONNIE BANKS OF FOPPENHEIM!
"where yah from man?"
"Foppenheim baby!"
"oh... so you're asian then?"
by Kataro July 13, 2007
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flappenheimer

a clinical douchebag, mainly guys with names starting with the letter T, just overall cockboy
did you see that kid flexing in the mirror, what a flappenheimer.
by genius930423 October 25, 2010
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Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.
With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011
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Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.
Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel
by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012
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Floppingoogin

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass
Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!
by That one guy with a foreskin October 25, 2018
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jerry flopping

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm
Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day
by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017
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