Floater Friend

A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.

Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.

by ieatice July 21, 2019

Jizz Float

When jizz or a loose condom floats to the top of a hot tub.

My girlfriend's parents busted us when they found the jizz float we left in the hot tub

by The Hot Tub Tag Team October 26, 2010

Floich

Floich is a verb. It means to stay up longer than one should on the internet, knowing that work or other responsibilities are coming in the morning.

"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".

by Rick from Canada March 12, 2009

Flick and Float

when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.

Dude, I just got a text to go to a Flick and Float... whats that?

Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.

Dude who wants to go to that

by Pinkpolarbeat August 31, 2010

Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

pine float

A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.

"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."

by Matthew T. Green September 11, 2005

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009