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Floatopia

an insane gathering of UCSB and SBCC kids on the beach in Isla Vista, California the first saturday of spring quarter. students build or buy rafts to float around in the fucking cold ass water or they stand around on the beach and just get hammered and try to blackout off large quantities of keystone and natty light just because its fun and we know how to fuckin party and its why we're the best party school in the US.
hey brah were u at floatopia this year, what a fuckin shitshow.
by SBPirate April 4, 2009
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating
by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
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floatious

The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.
by unktehi October 20, 2005
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Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.
by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005
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Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
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floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses
by 77transam August 28, 2006
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