French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

tom fletcher

amazingly talented musician from a band called mcfly.
i mean, this man can do it all.
he sings, writes music, plays guitar and the piano.
tom is also very attractive, and is a favorite of perez hilton!
he started mcfly after auditioning for 'Busted' and being rejected.
Whoever rejected tom, must feel like a dickhead now.

CHEESE TWISTS!<3

ayee tom fletcher, i love that boyyy.

by mclaura November 8, 2007

French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

French sandwich

A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.

Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!

by Frenchman76 November 7, 2013