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Ball Flapping

The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)

This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.

The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",

(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",

(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"

(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"

(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"

(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."

(Mike) *Face of shame*
by Aderz August 21, 2011
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flappin

being broke as hell, stretched out to the max, or struggling for work
by Philip Crescenzo February 28, 2008
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Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise
jesus juice

flapping tortoise flapping tortoise
by The sex guru September 6, 2013
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flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.
The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.
by swanssy January 13, 2009
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Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)
friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...
by Dick Champ May 24, 2011
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your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
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Flippidy-floppidy-floop

Up in da hizzah. In the house, etc. Invented by niggers.
In da house. A term to describe one's arrival.
by Ajew Nazi July 8, 2004
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