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Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"
My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.
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Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.
"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

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Flapper

Any time you have a booger in your nose and you can feel it move back and forth every time you inhale and exhale.
Joe had a flapper the size of a baby's fist stuck in his nose and could feel it move when he would breath.
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The word flapper is used to diss gang members from sanferndo in the San Fernando valley
That foo is a flapper meaning that foo is from San Fernando

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Mississippi Mud-Flapper

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.
Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall
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flapper

someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
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i hate all liars and flappers!!!!
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flapper

a compulsive liar. they lie or " flap " about everything, to make themselves look cool. Johnny Dee is a flapper.
Johnny - Yo bro i was banging this bitch last night at my cousin john Gotti's house and then all of a sudden bro i dumped that bitch and banged out her mom.
Boy - You are a fucking flapper.
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