a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

double fisting

Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.

He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.

That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.

Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)

by atlantic March 31, 2004

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 2, 2018

suburban fishing

the act of buying several fish, placing them in separate bags, and leaving them on the hood of someones car, videotaping and watching their reactions

i went suburban fishing, it was amazing

by yeah yeah yeah josephhh August 13, 2010

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019