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first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.

Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.
Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.
by typical Indian October 14, 2023
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I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.
by drxsyvibez March 4, 2021
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First World Twat

A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.
Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."

Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."

Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."
by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014
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First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.

Features of this membership are to be mentally prepared to flee a country or region at any given time, to be acutely aware of how fragile any given society is and to understand that when shit goes down, you’re apart of a group that’s been the first to the camps time and time again throughout history. Like rats from a sinking ship, members of this club know when to fight and when to gtfo.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021
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