fingalings

Sticks of flesh located on a longer, wider stick of flesh which is located on another stick of flesh which we call a person. Useful for reading noodles and eating books.

john: “hey bob, what is that on your hand?”
bob: “silly john, those are my fingalings!”

by choppedonion May 31, 2019

square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong September 4, 2016

Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.

Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.

by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017

tip fingering

Lesbians giving handjobs for money

Yea, 5 dollars for tip fingering

by Tip finger 101 May 23, 2018

National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

Forbidden Fingering February

Month on the year when women can't finger herselfs, similar to No Nut November, but in February.

You can't masturbate because it's Forbidden Fingering February

by Tenacitas465 November 11, 2019