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Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.
Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...
by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021
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Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.
Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
by Simple fakts June 25, 2021
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Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.
Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.
by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022
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Series Finale

(N.) The final episode of a TV series where all mysteries are solved and all questions are usually answered.

Most Series Finales come from arrogant networks canceling their time-tested quality shows for "New Viewers" and do not happen by choice. Only when a long-overdue-for-canceling show (Like "Friends") decides to actually stop doing episodes anymore, are Series Finales by choice.

A Series Finale doesn't count if a show has been on for less than One Season, or 13-22 episodes. So "The Will", "DotComedy", or "Life On A Stick" would not offically have a "Series Finale."
Beginning in 2004, networks started to cancel at least one of their top-rated TV shows, in order to boost ratings for next season. So when The WB's "Angel", UPN's "Star Trek: Enterprise" and Fox's "24" had their Series Finales, they weren't going to come back next year. EVER.
by G-Union Resurrection May 6, 2005
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biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).
Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.
by thepearce December 29, 2008
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fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.
I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.
by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005
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fingleberry

Fecal matter that accumulates on a finger when the toilet paper rips in the process of wiping one's anus.
I'm sick of these fingleberry's, let's buy the quality toilet paper from now on.
by Case in point April 7, 2004
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