Making a financial gain

when you make a financial gain you make money or accrue valuable things by fair means or foul.

Some girls are always on the qui vive for making a financial gain out of every date possible.

Similar usage: Make a political gain

by Zami Karzai September 9, 2018

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Financially Upbeat

Wealthy spiritually, physically, and sexually

" Hunter is such a Financially Upbeat guy."

by Dude bro5 March 28, 2017

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults

dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!

by UM North Quad July 26, 2012