flajabber

What you would call a person who pokes or jabs at a fat person's fat.

That damn flajabber poked my fat too hard.

by Tharmen May 14, 2009

filar

f*ck it, life's a risk.

human #1: I'm afraid I'll be in deep trouble if I sneak out of my grandpa's guest house.

human #2: Filar, he can barely hear anyway.

by a silver-haired robot May 9, 2011

flajibillinitis

The act of spontaneous uncontrolled self-dismemberment.

After gagging on seeing an agar, Tim underwent some flajibillinitis.

by Sophielikesdolphins March 7, 2007

bye filancia

Male version of "bye felicia". When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Fuck em. Their name then becomes "filancia", a random fuck boy that nobody is sad to see leave. Because fuck em. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is there like fuck boys. Just fuck em. Instead, they now are "filancia" The new fuck boy.

"hey guys i'm gonna go"

"bye filancia"

"who is filancia?"

"exactly filancia". buh bye." (Some time passes) "Fucccckkkkkk bbbboooooyyyyyy"

by Au KJTR ftw January 4, 2015

flajaculance

the passing of gas during or after masturbation.

dude, that is the gnarliest smelling flajaculance ever.

by xzcuter January 3, 2009

filaysch

the act of doing anything sexual, a derogatory term for a sexual reference, basically doing anything sexual between a guy and a girl (sorry guy, only girl on dude action for this one)

"Amanda it looks like u need to get filaysched"
"want to filaysch"?
"i want to filaysch u so bad right now"
"lets filaysch all night long"

by The Cock N' Bulls October 16, 2011

filatist or filashist

a cock-sucker; someone who gives oral sex to men.

she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist

she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008