Action Figure

A doll for boys (and sometimes even grown men, no joke). Don't ever let anyone try to fool you that action figures aren't dolls. There's no real difference besides the title.

"I'm looking for a Han Solo Action Figure"
"Oh so you're an adult who plays with dolls huh?"
"I SAID ACTION FIGURE!!! IT'S NOT A DOLL!!!!!"
"Okay, would you also like a Princess Leia doll to go with Han?"
"STFU!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler July 31, 2021

dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

by i_like_words_they_are_cool December 18, 2020

go figure

Used as an expression of confusion. It is used to state that you do not understand a particular situation or they way a person is acting.

Bearded John: I am actually a woman.
Fred: Go figure!

by Wonkotron September 15, 2005

Figure Eight

Someone that has fucked your mom.

He´s such a figure eight

by fe22 November 26, 2021

Figure 8

Similar to the "69" sexual position, the Figure 8 (or Ate) occurs when the participants forgo the genitals and perform oral sex on each other's anuses. This move requires a further bending of the neck and a touching of the stomaches resulting in a figure 8 position of the bodies.

Friend 1: "Dude you got totally twisted last night!"
Friend 2: "Yeah man that butt was looking so right I had to taste it. She returned the favor too - we was all Figure 8."

by dbt201284 November 18, 2012

7 figures

a lot of fuckin money

i got 7 figures in my ass hole said Caleb the goat

by thegoatishere8 November 2, 2017

Go figure

A slang phrase used only in the United States of America, short for "go and figure that out". It is typically only used in speech, and is an attempt to ridicule the previous thing they said. In fact, all it does is indicate that the person is both ignorant and stupid.

"In Russia, they actually like to drink vodka. Go figure."

by DoodleDandy November 29, 2013