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Fatty Drunksy

A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
Fatty Drunksy by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020

fatty shatty 

When you, the player, nail a 3-6 man Earthshatter on the enemy team with Reinhardt in Overwatch
Their shields are down! Gonna drop a fatty shatty
fatty shatty by S0CC0 April 23, 2020

fatty logic

Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.

Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).

Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).

Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."

Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."

Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"

Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
fatty logic by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013

fatty rage 

1. The sudden and uncontrollable anger experienced by a fat person when a specific food item they crave is unavailable

2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
When Big Tony found out Debbie ate the last Oreo in the box, he flew into a fatty rage and nearly beat her to death.

Fatty-NoDaddy 

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.
Fatty-NoDaddy by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Boba Fett 

A bad-ass motherfucker who's existance still puzzle people to this very day.
Michel: So what's William like?
John: He's Boba Fett.
Boba Fett by fetpoet August 17, 2012