Fergus

The act of homosexual spitroasting

Mike: "Dude, did you hear about Stef? She said she got a Fergus from a couple of random guys!"

Stu: "Wait, isn't that when...Oh..."

by Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film July 28, 2008

Fergus

AN It looking like a guy but for some reason it looks like a girl

OMG!! What is that oh its name is fergus crawford.

by Lidia October 22, 2006

Fergus

When you avoid paying your share of a bill by leaving early, typically claiming illness

I am a bit thinned off this month, i'll have to do a Fergus

by alleycat3 May 21, 2015

FERNSIDE

One of the interwebs unknown 31337.
The story goes...
He rose out of the ashes like a Phoenix, reborn into the matrix, destined to unravel the mysteries of the darkside.
Assisted by many, mastered by none, he conquered the darkness, until he was consumed with light.
Breaking the 'unknown' barriers, he pursued and furthered the life of the unknown, forging a network of patterns for others to ponder.
And when the path was set.... he vanished.... leaving but only the ashes he rose, waiting for a time to expand his wings once again.

This Man is considered a myth, a legend, a story of inspiration techies pass on from generation to generation.
This is a story of the unknown, a secret in which you have now been let in on.
Carry the message well, and look for the signs ;)

You may think you can interpret the cipher, but you have yet to be anything like FERNSIDE (aka Master Fern).

by scene mem no.# February 25, 2010

Fergus

Fergus is a wonderful soul, usually having dark hair and dark eyes. He is quite small and loves his small girlfriend. She is cute and slightly thicc and if her name starts with a G, R or a K. She’s defenitely a keeper. Usually a master of comedy and memes, the pair work well together and it is set to be a long lasting relationship. Fergus should buy his girlfriend more food and one day, a puppy.

“Look at that couple over there, that mans defenitely a fergus!”

by Is that a baritone?101 April 7, 2019

fergus

when something comes out the wrong way

i just puked out my eye sockets aka a fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.

Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

by The M.T. May 21, 2008