dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Ferfax

An incredibly skilled druid. Probably the most epic and amazing character ever created.

Dude what was that? It totally pwned my face off.
Dude that was Ferfax uber druid of Rar.

by some noob July 30, 2007

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020

spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.

"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."

by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005

fern

A young pretty girl with red hair! She is smart, trustworthy and caring. Can be quiet but at parties goes wild! The one the boys secretly adore, but she just doesnt know it yet.

I've fell in love with a "fern"
Jerry- I saw a girl last night
Jamie- What was her name?
Jerry- I don't know but she was such a "fern"

by ilovetourbanit May 8, 2009

Phil and Fern moment

A prolonged fit of giggles, especially between two people in an supposedly serious setting.

A reference to the popular presenters of British weekday show This Morning, Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton-- who are known for such laughing fits.

We were doing an intense scene in the play, when I tripped up accidentally. We couldn't stop laughing about it, we had a right Phil and Fern moment.

by Jac Griffin December 16, 2008