Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.

Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages

by kidneyswap February 20, 2011

Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

by ShattaA October 13, 2017

szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018

Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024