Bearded fuckwit 

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

Bearded fuckwit by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha

Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work

Super fuckwit by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

chinless-fuckwit 

A chinless fuckwit is a person who has neither a chin, nor a brain. This chinless-fuckwit usually is an old white guy living on a farm. Chinless fuckwit's also have a tendency to vote for a Right Wing party.

"Damn, that guy with all that Donald Trump memorabilia surely is a chinless-fuckwit." "This guy is such a chinless -fuckwit because he has no brain or even a chin."

chinless-fuckwit by wfehuferofirrriririirririri May 26, 2025

Vainglorious Fuckwit 

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.

"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?

Vainglorious Fuckwit by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025

wall of fuckwit 

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

wall of fuckwit by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

half-baked fuckwit by involutia October 31, 2025

Belt fed fuckwit

The premier of nsw, who created firearms laws with no knowledge of firearms, claiming he wanted to “get belt fed shotguns off the street”
Making him look like a major belt fed fuckwit.

That Chris Minns is an absolute belt fed fuckwit.

Belt fed fuckwit by Shooter4976 May 10, 2026